Charles Barkley Quotes

"I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

I love New York City; I've got a gun.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids

“Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.”

“My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.”

“They run like deer, jump like deer and think like deer.”

"If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

Kids are great. That's one of the best things about our business, all the kids you get to meet. It's a shame they have to grow up to be regular people and come to the games and call you names

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train.

Anytime a fan touches you, you have the right to beat the hell out of him.

"Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now."

(About hockey) "It's a great sport. Any sport where you can beat the hell out of somebody and only get two minutes in the penalty box, I like it."