Jim Carrey Quotes

“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.”

“My report card always said, 'Jim finishes first and then disrupts the other students'.”

“Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.”

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'”