Bill Cosby Quotes

Bill Cosby is an American comedian, most famed for his comedy albums and the 'Cosby' show. The Cosby Show is the highest rating sitcom in television history

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit.

I am proud to be an American. Because an American can eat anything on the face of this earth as long as he has two pieces of bread.

Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

You know the only people who are always sure about the proper way to raise children? Those who've never had any.

Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think - in a deeper voice.

The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.